[Chorus: Darius]
I Can't Get Rid Of Frogtables,
I Can't Get Rid Of Frogtables.
Cause There's Leap, And There's Leap, And There's Leap, And There's Leap.
I Can't Get Rid, I Can't Get Rid.

[Verse 1: Darius]
When I'm Doing All The Work,
And Jeremy Steps On My Garden Hose,
He's Telling Me Those And Those,
It's Like Some Guy Named Fardeen Aly,
That Wants To Boogie Like Little Jerry.
I Can't Get Rid - My Head, Head, Head!
Hey, Hey, Hey!
I'm Here Today!

[Chorus: Darius]
I Can't Get Rid Of Frogtables,
I Can't Get Rid Of Frogtables.
Cause There's Leap, And There's Leap, And There's Leap, And There's Leap.
I Can't Get Rid, I Can't Get Rid.

[Verse 2: Darius]
When I'm Making My Videos,
And Franklin Frog Comes Up To Tell Me,
'Bout Leap And His Sister, Lily,
But He Can't Be A Frog Cause He Doesn't Leap,
Or Do The Same Alphabet While Learning.
I Can't Get Rid - My Head, Head, Head!
Hey, Hey, Hey!
I'm Here Today!

[Chorus: Darius]
I Can't Get Rid Of Frogtables,
I Can't Get Rid Of Mario Fables.
Cause There's Leap, And There's Leap, And There's Leap, And There's Leap.
I Can't Get Rid, I Can't Get Rid.

[Outro: Darius]
When I'm On All The Internet,
Like Blogger, Facebook, Twitter, Pixiv Too.
And I'm Trying To Write This Song,
And There Might Be Some Boring Little Thing,
That Jumped Over The Fence,
But You See, This Song Just Doesn't Make Any Sense.
I Can't Get Rid - My Head, Head, Head!
Hey, Hey, Hey!
I'm Here Today!
I Can't Get Rid,
I Can't Get Rid,
I Can't Get Rid,
I Can't Get Rid,
Of Frogtables,
Of Frogtables,
Of Frogtables,
Rid Of Frogtables!
That I Can't Get Rid...