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Song Parodies -> "Aching Back"
Original Song Title:
"Paint It, Black"
Original Performer:
The Rolling Stones
Parody Song Title:
"Aching Back"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
Would you believe none of my 300+ parodies are to Rolling Stones songs? Well, this could be the first time... Dedicated to David Wells. Maybe he wouldn't have such a bad back if he didn't have such a bad front!
Can't get through my door 'cause I've got an aching back.
No Doan's pills anymore, they just don't help my back.
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes.
I can't have sex with them, my sciatica goes!
I see a line of pills, supposed to help my back
with aspirin and steroids, ease my coughing hack.
I pop 'em in my mouth and wash 'em down away.
Doesn't work, my muscles ache, they hurt me every day.
I look inside myself with scanning known as CAT.
So many muscles fraying, not surprised at that.
Maybe they'll be frayed away, and I'll have to face the fact
I'll need some surgery, the kind of chiropract!
No more will I wake up saying, "Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh!"
I would not wish this pain were happening to you.
If I look hard enough at my medical bills
I'll be glad I had the surgery and not the pills!
Can't get through my door 'cause I've got an aching back.
No Doan's pills anymore, they just don't help my back.
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes.
I can't have sex with them, my sciatica goes!
Ow ow ow ow ow ow, ow ow ow ow ow ow!
Ow ow ow ow ow ow, ow ow ow ow ow ow!
Ow ow ow ow ow ow, ow ow ow ow ow ow!
Ow ow ow ow ow ow, ow ow ow ow ow ow!
I wanna get it worked on! Aching back!
Back of mine! Stiff as pole!
I wanna get it done, Doc, can you help this poor guy?
I wanna get it worked on! Worked on!
Oh my aching back!
No Doan's pills anymore, they just don't help my back.
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes.
I can't have sex with them, my sciatica goes!
I see a line of pills, supposed to help my back
with aspirin and steroids, ease my coughing hack.
I pop 'em in my mouth and wash 'em down away.
Doesn't work, my muscles ache, they hurt me every day.
I look inside myself with scanning known as CAT.
So many muscles fraying, not surprised at that.
Maybe they'll be frayed away, and I'll have to face the fact
I'll need some surgery, the kind of chiropract!
No more will I wake up saying, "Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh!"
I would not wish this pain were happening to you.
If I look hard enough at my medical bills
I'll be glad I had the surgery and not the pills!
Can't get through my door 'cause I've got an aching back.
No Doan's pills anymore, they just don't help my back.
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes.
I can't have sex with them, my sciatica goes!
Ow ow ow ow ow ow, ow ow ow ow ow ow!
Ow ow ow ow ow ow, ow ow ow ow ow ow!
Ow ow ow ow ow ow, ow ow ow ow ow ow!
Ow ow ow ow ow ow, ow ow ow ow ow ow!
I wanna get it worked on! Aching back!
Back of mine! Stiff as pole!
I wanna get it done, Doc, can you help this poor guy?
I wanna get it worked on! Worked on!
Oh my aching back!
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I liked this one. (Inspired rhyming in the fourth and sixth verses.) Fives, mate.
Keep the Stones parodies coming if theyre all gonna be this good.
Sounds like you should do what Dr. Bones McCoy ordered Captain James T. Kirk to do when Jim's back was aching after fighting the Gorn: go see the chiropractor at Starbase 23 and face....the spinal frontier......
Johnny=one of the best pun-masters. lol!!
Really, Johnny...
And as for you, Mr. Ears, I have only one question:
How much farr could a pon farr farr if a pon farr could farr pon ?
How much farr could a pon farr farr if a pon farr could farr pon ?
Good one! Your first Stones parody. Hope it won't be "The Last Time." It must be about Dave Wells of the Yankees. Because of his build, we like to call him Dave Whales!
5-5-5 and a tip of the hat to YOU sir!!
Though a messed up back is no joke, as i well know, this one worked for me....
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