If I could stay up all through the night
And wait for the fat guy to come
Would ya come and join me? Would you try and annoy me?
Would you think that I am dumb? Am I du…uu…umb?

If I could make some, please help me bake some
Some cookies for the man
Would it be stupid and not normal
If we didn't stick with our plan? With our pla-ya-yan.

I said I know it's only Christmas Eve but we like it
You know it's only Christmas Eve but I like it, I know, you do too
Oh, well, I like it, You like it, We like it
I said can't you see that we are so very excited?

If I could have a sleepover on
The night before Christmas day
Would it be enough for our eagerness
Would it help to ease the pain? Ease your brain?

If I could say what came from my heart
Dylan, we'd be on the same page
Would you join my venture, caught up in Christmas rapture
They'd probably think that we're insane. We're insa-ya-yane.

I said I know it's only Christmas Eve but we like it
You know it's only Christmas Eve but I like it, I know, you do too
Oh, well, I like it, You like it, We like it
I said can't you see that we are so very excited?

And do ya think Santa's anywhere around?
I bet we're the only awake ones in town

I said I know it's only Christmas Eve but we like it
I said I know it's only Christmas Eve but we like it
I said I know it's only Christmas Eve but we like it
You know it's only Christmas Eve but I like it, I know, you do too
Oh, well, I like it, You like it, We like it