Song Parodies -> "London's Jack Slash"

Original Song Title:

"Jumpin' Jack Flash"

Original Performer:

"London's Jack Slash"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

fear was born
from a wide-spread horror reign
people howled
from the blood that had left a stain
but its all right now
its all in the past
now, its all right
london's jack slash doesn't gash gash gash

brows were raised
by this brutal heartless gag
they were fooled
they could never trace his tracks
but its all right now
its all in the past
now, its all right
london's jack slash doesn't gash gash gash

they were found
they were cut up and left for dead
people frowned
at this feat and the way folks bled
they hound
at the cops cause suspicion's bred
they surround
and they whine they want his head
so they said
but its all right now
its all in the past
now, its all right
london's jack slash doesn't gash gash gash

london's jack slash...he don't gash
london's jack slash...he don't gash
london's jack slash...he don't gash

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John Barry - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment

Clever title; as always, great syllable matching.

Yoidy - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment

Check out Screamin Lord Sutch's song, "Jack the Ripper". It's pretty funny!

Paul Robinson - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment

OOH! Well, this one is a cut above the rest, for sure, alvin. Like JB said and more...5's...Oh, yeah, this really fits the pace and "tone" of the OS, too...real nice work...

alvin rhodes - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment

thanks john yoidy ( i shall) and paul

Adagio - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment

Really good one, alvin!! I've been looking in vain for a suitable subject for this one for ages. 5's

Kristof Robertson - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment

The title was a doozy, Al...and the parody cut the mustard as well...score! 5555

alvin rhodes - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment

thanks adagio and kristof

AFW - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment

Sharp title and this really sticks with ya'

Jack The First - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment

A Rip roarin' regalin' o' my dirty deeds in a sprightly spatter patter....now if you'll pardon me, Satan needs his hooves shined...

Stuart McArthur - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment

The Stones would be my choice for the movie soundtrack too - great rhymes alvin - 555

MrMacphisto - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment

A ripping good time... 5-5-5

Dee Range - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment

Superbly done, as always alvin. High 5's

Michael Pacholek - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment

Rats, Paul took my line... Nuts, Kristof took my second choice... Phooey, AFW took my third choice... Damn, Macphisto took my fourth choice... Think, Mike, think... A bloody good parody? Naw, that's not good enough... Aw, forget it, just give the guy his rating... And how many victims did the Ripper have? Most people who've studied the subject say it was... five.

alvin rhodes - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment

thanks AFW jack stuart macphisto dee and michael

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