please allow me to just indulge myself
show my fans...my wealth and taste
i've come to town for a bash this year
not many are planned...best make haste
and do i pout ?...oh...jesus christ !
i have moments...of utter rage
made damn sure its perfect
what a party...i will stage

i'll invite you...if a well known name
but i'm not asking YOU...you've no stature...that is plain

i snuck unto ol' planet earth
when i saw it was time to arrange
hired a cook to administer
car-shaped pastry was obtained
but my heart sank...cause the pastry stank
and i blindly raged...at this shoddy prank

i'll invite you...if a well known name
but i'm not asking YOU...you've no stature...that is plain

now i've been seen with both kings and queens
and the dashing blades...that the movies made
i shouted out...these are my family
cause after all...they all dote on me
let me please just indulge myself
i'm a man with cash to waste
and i hired me three murderers
but they killed a score of folks today

i'll invite you...if a well known name
but i'm not asking YOU...you've no stature...that is plain

guess that pastry flop was just minimal
but pleased, is what i ain't
i'd left details for another car
cause this model...looks too quaint
it won't defeat me...this discourtesy
it belittles me...some would say
and although i'm used to...dirty tricks
i will lay some souls to waste

i'll invite you...if a well known name
but i'm not asking YOU...you've no stature...that is plain
oh yeah
it looks funny (boo boo) what a shame (boo boo)
icing's runny (boo boo) tell me who's to blame (boo boo)
tell me baby (boo boo) what's that baker's name (boo boo)
he messed up big time (boo boo) pastry's maimed (boo boo)
oh yeah (boo boo) oh yeah (boo boo)
what's his name (boo boo) tell me baby (boo boo)
its no game (boo boo) tell me sweetie (boo boo)
who's to blame (boo boo)
(boo boo) (boo boo) (boo boo) (boo boo) oh yeah