Song Parodies -> "Noggin Flock"

Original Song Title:

"Rocky Top"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Noggin Flock"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Dedicated to the master of hair-in-a-can humor: Nathan "Goshmizer" Strumm. Don't know the original? http://www.cottonportfishncamp.com/Dolly_Parton_-_Rocky_Top.mp3 (It's labeled Dolly, but it's not, I checked.)

Wish that I'd invented noggin flock
Beats all them fancy pants pills.
Ain't no magic potion, noggin flock
Ain't no medical bills

Shake the can & squirt on noggin flock
And hair's sure to cover your cap!
Soft as a mink and chic as mutton chops,
Girls get dreamy 'bout that!

Spritz it on, spray lib-ruh-lee
Makes a ha-andsome me.
Good ole noggin flock
Noggin flock sells real cheap!
Noggin flock works for me!

No more blinding glare with noggin flock
Covers my melon right well
Spray-on hair for folks tain't got no mop
Isn't that gol-darn swell?

Hair won't grow at all rightch 'ere on top,
Skin's too leathery there
That's why I buy lots of noggin' flock,
Love that can full o hair!

Bare on top? Here's what you need!
T'look as goo-ood as me!
Lots of noggin flock
Noggin flock worked for me!
Noggin flock sells real cheap!

This can here's no scam like teevee hypes
No use to fuss-in' with them
Weren't no lotions, weren't no surgeon's knife!
Made me dapper again!

Spritzed it on, sprayed lib-ruh-lee
I'm handsome a-as can be!
Watch them women flock
Noggin flock works for me!
Noggin flock works for me!
Noggin flock works for me...eee...eee...eeee.....

Ron Popeil will surely be sainted for this one...or not.

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John Barry - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment

I really liked this.

Ashkicksass - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment

So did I! Can you imagine running your fingers through a man's noggin flock?

AFW - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment

This is quite funny...and very well polished..It shines...spray more on!

Melhi - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks John B., Ashkissass and AFW!!

Melhi - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment

... oops, typo, I meant AshkiCKsass.

Ashkicksass - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Sure you did... ; )

Melhi - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Ashkicksass -- I don't know what my fingers were thinking! No delightfully scented soft soap for them tonight -- nope, it's the old fashioned flesh eating lye soap for them tonight!

Adagio - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Funny, Melhi!!I like that OS anyway . It's our football theme song. I don't like football...ducks...but I like the OS. I really like the way you turned the song into a chuckle. 5's

Melhi - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Pat! I like the OS, too. :)

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