"I ain't going insane" (repeat)

Me and this alien
Walk down to a field.
And then I see a space craft
That will later be revealed.

But let me start all over.
Earlier today...
After I came home from work,
This creature led...
This creature led me away.

Me and this alien
Walk on board the ship.
And then it made me a slave
While it lashed me with a whip.

But really it ain't that bad.
Get three meals a day.
Still, if I resist commands,
The creatures lead...
The creatures lead me away.

So what if I'm their human servent.
You know i just hated earth!!
With the government's laws and restrictions,
I'll stay here for what it's worth.

Now they started a search for more humans.
But world, please, don't worry.
You will love to be....an abductee...
I guarentee.

"I ain't going insane" (repeat)

Me and this alien
Walk into a room.
And then I got this feeling
I would certainly meet my doom.

Pushed out of the spaceship.
It's as clear as day:
They don't want my help no more.
The creature's threw...
The creature's threw me away.

(chorus)