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Song Parodies -> "Bites at Night Fatten"
Original Song Title:
"Knights in White Satin"
Original Performer:
The Moody Blues
Parody Song Title:
"Bites at Night Fatten"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Bites at night fatten—
endless eating, no end.
Plenty of vittles—
excess feeding distends.
Foodie I’m always;
pig out: pies galore.
Junk-food-eschew, nix!
Any taste I adore.
’cause I love food,
yes I love food.
Oh, chow! I love food!
Grazing on steeple-
shaped cakes so grand.
Lusting for roast ’n’ stew,
bacon slabs in the pan.
Some try to quell me:
“Drop that hamhock, my friend!”
But I say, “Stop not me.
On much food I will spend!
“’cause I love food.
Mess—I love food.
Mo’, chow! I love food!”
Bites at night fatten—
endless feeding, no end.
Plenty of vittles—
excess cheesing distends.
Foodie I’m always;
pig out: fries galore.
Junk food, my chew kicks!
Any taste! I implore.
’cause I love food,
fress, I love food.
Mo’, chow! I love food!
Oh how I love food.
endless eating, no end.
Plenty of vittles—
excess feeding distends.
Foodie I’m always;
pig out: pies galore.
Junk-food-eschew, nix!
Any taste I adore.
’cause I love food,
yes I love food.
Oh, chow! I love food!
Grazing on steeple-
shaped cakes so grand.
Lusting for roast ’n’ stew,
bacon slabs in the pan.
Some try to quell me:
“Drop that hamhock, my friend!”
But I say, “Stop not me.
On much food I will spend!
“’cause I love food.
Mess—I love food.
Mo’, chow! I love food!”
Bites at night fatten—
endless feeding, no end.
Plenty of vittles—
excess cheesing distends.
Foodie I’m always;
pig out: fries galore.
Junk food, my chew kicks!
Any taste! I implore.
’cause I love food,
fress, I love food.
Mo’, chow! I love food!
Oh how I love food.
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A song I can identify with. Though I don't use the ratings system, I felt like I took in 555 calories just reading it.
Looks like you put a spell on food. Good one John!
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