(instrumental intro)

It's been a hard day's
Night work-ing like a dog
I should be sleeping
Like a leaning-to log

But when I get home to,
You, I know, I'll find
The things that you do
Feel alright with my mind

Why on Earth moan?
Why should I moan?
Whyyyy should I moan?

You know I work all
Day for mon-ey
And it's worth it just to
Hear you say "Hon-ey"

When I'm home every
Thing seems to be alright
When I'm home feeling you,
Holding me tight, yeah tight

Why on Earth moan?
Why should I moan?
'Cau-ause when we're a-lone
I'm okay you kno-o-ow

(instrumental)

Nights after hard days
Working just like a dog
This Fido's sleeping
Like a mastiff-size log

And when I get home to,
You, I know, I'll find
Supper-dish waiting
With a glass of red wine

Why on Earth moan?
Why should I moan?
'Cau-ause when we're a-lone
I'm okay you kno-o-ow

(instrumental)

Why on Earth moan?
Why should I moan?
Fi-i-do's got a bo-o-one
Ohhh he's got a bo-o-one

(instrumental transition)

Breathe deep, you slobbering hound
Chomp bites made of fresh ground round
Red setters sprawl on the rug so content
Another day's Alpo energy spent

Impassioned rovers wrestle as one
Chinese man raises pugs just for fun
New mother lays down and suckles her sons
Tiny dogs'll think, " Na-po-le-on "

Bold-hearted dog that drools at night
Removes the prowlers from our sight
In your eyes, it's black-and-white
Your breed has pride, which is right
A bitch is man's best true friend

(instrumental crescendo)