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Song Parodies -> "Vasectomy"
Original Song Title:
"Valleri"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Monkees
Parody Song Title:
"Vasectomy"
Parody Written by:
Jonathan S.
The Lyrics
HEAR THE ORIGINAL SONG HERE
I stretched out the words in the choruses so you can compare this with the OS and see that the extra syllable in the title doesn't disrupt the pacing.
Most of this was done a while back, but I got stuck on what to put for the "around my door//looked before" couplet. Thus, I ended up just putting this on the back burner and not thinking about it -- until just the other day when I finally got an idea for that lyric.
I stretched out the words in the choruses so you can compare this with the OS and see that the extra syllable in the title doesn't disrupt the pacing.
Most of this was done a while back, but I got stuck on what to put for the "around my door//looked before" couplet. Thus, I ended up just putting this on the back burner and not thinking about it -- until just the other day when I finally got an idea for that lyric.
Va-a-a-a-sectomy
Getting a va-a-a-a-sectomy
There's the girl I know; she makes me feel so good
Ever since that nurse closed off the path to fatherhood
I got a va-a-a-a-sectomy
I got a va-a-a-a-sectomy
Oh yeah!
Clamp on!
YEOW!
Girl, I know you want lovin' much more than you did before
But, forgive me, not tonight -- I'm still a little sore
A-from that va-a-a-a-sectomy
I got a va-a-a-a-sectomy
Va-a-a-a-sectomy
I love my ga-a-a-al next to me
Want to be gla-a-a-a-ad as me?
Go get a va-a-a-a-sectomy
Getting a va-a-a-a-sectomy
There's the girl I know; she makes me feel so good
Ever since that nurse closed off the path to fatherhood
I got a va-a-a-a-sectomy
I got a va-a-a-a-sectomy
Oh yeah!
Clamp on!
YEOW!
Girl, I know you want lovin' much more than you did before
But, forgive me, not tonight -- I'm still a little sore
A-from that va-a-a-a-sectomy
I got a va-a-a-a-sectomy
Va-a-a-a-sectomy
I love my ga-a-a-al next to me
Want to be gla-a-a-a-ad as me?
Go get a va-a-a-a-sectomy
Copyright 2010, Jonathan S.
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Excellent! I really enjoy your parodies Jon S!
Short and sweet. One of my fave Monkees tune from way back with that great chorus. And it really fits what you're doing. Liked the "closed off the path to fatherhood" line a lot.
Thanks, ? and WarrenB!
Good ... just discovered amiright, finding funny stuff
Thanks, tedium, and welcome to the site!
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