Walkin' round and round (walkin' round and rou-ound)
What's the bi-ig delay? (what's the big dela-ay?)
I just want a cup (I just want a cu-up)
Of coffee today (of coffee today)
Gettin' really bo-ored (gettin' really bo-ored)
Sung three songs, this is lame (sung three songs, this is lame)
While the kettle's steamin' (while the kettle's steamin')
Passin' the time away

Used too much water
Might possibly-y explain
Why the kettle's been boilin' (kettle's been boili-in')
For what feels li-ike a da-ay (what feels like a day)
My feet are startin' to get so-ore (startin' to get so-ore)
Can't si-it down, my back aches (sit down, my back aches)
The kettle's still steamin' (the kettle's still steamin')
Becomin' a real pain

"Watched pot never boils (watched pot never boi-oils)"
Is what peo-eople say (is what people sa-ay)
I've kept my eyes off (I've kept my eyes o-off)
It, still boilin', lame (it, still boilin', lame)
Also got the toaster (also got the toaste-er)
On, I'm sta-arved, okay? (on, I'm starved, okay?)
Will the kettle's steamin' (will the kettle's steamin')
Be stoppin' first today? (will the kettle's steamin')
Or will the toaster take (will the toaster's burnin')
This really dumb first place?