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Song Parodies -> "Democratic Schemin'"
Original Song Title:
"California Dreamin'"
Original Performer:
The Mamas and The Papas
Parody Song Title:
"Democratic Schemin'"
Parody Written by:
Billy Slim
The Lyrics
This is another John Kerry bash parody. I love writing these! =D
(chorus):
The whole world will burn
(the whole world will burn)
and the sky will bleed
(and the sky will bleed)
Everyone will die
(everyone will die)
if Kerry succeeds
(if Kerry succeeds)
He's a real bad man
(he's a real bad man)
he just wants to dictate
(he just wants to dictate)
Democratic schemin'
(democratic schemin')
he's real bad at debate
(verse one):
I'll stop in at a booth
so I can cast my vote
Well, you know I don't like him
(know I don't like him)
he likes to sleep with goats
(likes to sleep with goats)
You know he likes to make up lies
(likes to make up lies)
all by himself he wrote
(by himself he wrote)
Democratic schemin'
(democratic schemin')
he is fun to misquote
(chorus):
The whole world will burn
(the whole world will burn)
and the sky will bleed
(and the sky will bleed)
Everyone will die
(everyone will die)
if Kerry succeeds
(if Kerry succeeds)
If we don't vote for him
(if we don't vote for him)
then his power he'll cede
(then his power he'll cede)
(outro):
Democratic schemin'
(democratic schemin')
he just wants to dictate
(democratic schemin')
he'd make great fishing bait
(democratic schemin')
it is him I do hate
The whole world will burn
(the whole world will burn)
and the sky will bleed
(and the sky will bleed)
Everyone will die
(everyone will die)
if Kerry succeeds
(if Kerry succeeds)
He's a real bad man
(he's a real bad man)
he just wants to dictate
(he just wants to dictate)
Democratic schemin'
(democratic schemin')
he's real bad at debate
(verse one):
I'll stop in at a booth
so I can cast my vote
Well, you know I don't like him
(know I don't like him)
he likes to sleep with goats
(likes to sleep with goats)
You know he likes to make up lies
(likes to make up lies)
all by himself he wrote
(by himself he wrote)
Democratic schemin'
(democratic schemin')
he is fun to misquote
(chorus):
The whole world will burn
(the whole world will burn)
and the sky will bleed
(and the sky will bleed)
Everyone will die
(everyone will die)
if Kerry succeeds
(if Kerry succeeds)
If we don't vote for him
(if we don't vote for him)
then his power he'll cede
(then his power he'll cede)
(outro):
Democratic schemin'
(democratic schemin')
he just wants to dictate
(democratic schemin')
he'd make great fishing bait
(democratic schemin')
it is him I do hate
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Go ahead and vote Republican, Billy - but please give up the hate.
If indeed he likes sleeping with goats, at very least he's not responsible for forcing others to sleep with them.
I gave this one a shot, thinking that it could actually be funny; but it wasn't. For the record, Dubya's "War on Terrorism" has taken more innocent lives than the attacks on the World Trade Center. Oddly enough, what you're accusing Kerry of is exactly what Bush is doing. I do sense your frustration as you're faced with the fact that the selected president's days are numbered. And for that, the world will be a better place for you and me.
Somebody got up on the wrong side of the bunker this morning... and I don't mean Archie.
To reply to everyone's comments, I'm not Republican, certainly not Democratic, I'm nothing. I'm actually able to vote finally, and I'm not going to vote. I don't dabble in politics. I only write parodies. I'm not for Bush, but hell, at least we've got a president. Sure, you can blame him on 9/11. Doesn't bother me. Because, once I have enough money saved up, I'm moving out of this country because I'm actually ashamed to be American. But, I understand why ya'll think I'm for Bush. I'm hating on Kerry. I said it once and I'll say it again, 'Kerry is the WORST choice for president.' He'll ruin this country, worse than it already is.
For the time being, I'll have to put up living here. I just know for a fact, John Kerry is a BAD person.
You got that right. Why people would want to vote for a torturer/rapist/village burner is beyond me. And I am dead serious when I said that. Whenever I tell democrats about that, they say that Bush is worse. How?
RETRACTION: Sorry, I misread my source. It actually said that Kerry lied about a group of people, and said that they did those things.
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