Never pricks up in the morning
Yes, it doesn’t work at times
Never sports a bone with mags, dirty
To the male brain, it’s a crime
Guess the word is un-sound functionality
It ever fails
And he shows no wood
As his ‘drone’ won’t climb
And he's oh, so floppy
‘Cause his body shuns his mind
He's an un-erected man without bone
Rueing: his best friend won’t grow firm and jizz-ly

And his potters with Yohimbe
But it never swells the head
And he stirs up things with rhino horn
(Guy got ripped off when he paid)
And his flaccid stance it daily builds
His testy wife’s glum mein
'Cause he shows no lead
And it shows no spine
And it grows so limpid
Little buddy is benign
He's an un-erected man – is struck down
Spewing that his thing’s gone all softy-servy

Now to doc he says "no hard"
With a scrip he does invest
Then his chemist does the rest
And he soon: blue pills, ingest
And he knows the treatment’s bearing fruit
As peter rises soon
Sure, he knows it’s good
For he's re-aligned
‘Cause his dose it’s helping
As his body toes the line
He's a well erected man about town
Screwing with zest, be soon, Viagra-ally

Fears allayed, it answered prayers
Once it froze, but problem’s shattered
So, beware, the girl next door
'Cause he's plying baby batter
Now his lovers know the best at how
His tallywhacker’s re-maked
They say “Oh, that’s good”
For it’s so inclined
As his doughnut holder
Now embodies perfect line
He's a well erected man without doubt
True, it’s impressing, per-pen-dic-u-lar-ly