Song Parodies -> "I Chaff In These Rubber Tights!"

Original Song Title:

"All Day And All Of The Night"

Original Performer:

"I Chaff In These Rubber Tights!"

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The Lyrics

This wasn't inspired at all by Below Average Dave's "Jock Itch" but here's a shout out anyways... Also I decided to go with this original song by The Kinks because it sounds very much like The White Stripes, who are a good band unlike most of The Kinks

I always sweat and have to scratch
When I fight crime

I need talcum powder to
Help pursue slime

The only cure for The Dark Knight…
Is sacks of ice!!!

Quick! Go out and get that tube so I won’t whine

I chaff in these rubber tights!
I chaff in these rubber tights!
I chaff in these rubber tights!

I’m aggrieved that I can’t go fight the Joker
I’m stuck inside while my legs burn like a smoker
I moan and cry at stinging thighs I must keep wide
Crap! I want to beat up Twoface but I’m fried

I chaff in these rubber tights!
I chaff in these rubber tights!

“Holy Crotch Rot Batman!”

(Killer guitar solo played by Harley Quinn)

There’s no cream that can relieve “Bat scratch fever”
What’s worse I left the Batmobile at the meter
Can Mr. Freeze make this pain cease so I can glide?
Alfred toss my rubber suit, A kilt I’ll buy!

I chaff in these rubber tights!
I chaff in these rubber tights! (Yikes!)
I chaff in these rubber tights!

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Grammar Nazi - January 07, 2010 - Report this comment

Chaff: 1. Protective casings of the seeds of cereal grains, usually discarded 2. A radar countermeasure in which a cloud of small strips of reflective metal is dispersed.

Chafe: 1. Injury or wear caused by friction.

Matthias - January 07, 2010 - Report this comment

Grammar Nazi should be Spelling Nazi since it's not a grammatical error but a spelling error... But as long as people know what I'm talking about who cares how I spell it

Michael Pacholek - January 07, 2010 - Report this comment

Maybe in England, "chafe" is spelled "chaff." Oh well. We know what you meant.

NaturalFiberess - January 07, 2010 - Report this comment

Squire MattHighUs, this is cery cute!! Yes, I see those 'old dogs' in Nylon tights, cycling along the Coast Hwy; they call themselves "Critical Masse". I say 'old Fart Mess'.

Mark Scotti - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment

Nqw, if batman had only had "anti-chaffing" cream next to the "shark" rpellant in his utility belt! LOL

Kristof Robertson - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment

I knew what you meant, Matty! (and no, Mike, it's still "chafe" in the UK)...anyhoo, I digress: this was a too-funny romp. "Bat sctatch fever" was a stroke of GENIUS. Brilliant! 555+

Matthias - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment

I would resubmit this with the spelling corrections but meh... It's not that big a deal. Thanks to Mike, NaturalFiberess, Mark, and Kristof!

Agrimorfee - January 12, 2010 - Report this comment

(Art) very good stuff, Matty! btw, I wouldnt knock the Kinks outright...they are very underappreciated in the U.S., there;s a lot more to them than just the radio hits.

bobpiecheese - January 21, 2010 - Report this comment

(Artistry) I thought Batman's outfit was made out of something other than rubber...rubber doesn't make sense as a practical clothing material. I thought the standard outfit material for superheroes was latex. That aside, this was still a pretty good parody, 555's and all that.

Rex - January 23, 2010 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Holy bat-laughs! Now we know why Batman's always frowning. Bat-tastic!

Below Average Dave - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment

Well, not a huge fan of the Kinks myself, but Agri is write, plus their are bands out there that are FAR worse than the Kinks. . .many of whom were nominated for Artistry rounds as well. This was funny, the spelling mishab was a bit distracting, but I knew what you meant:) Jock Itch and chafeing are two totally different things that affect the same area. . .

Matthias - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment

You mean Agri was "right" not "write".... I see what you mean about distracting spelling errors. :P

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