Song Parodies -> "Kelly Anne"

Original Song Title:

"Carrie-Anne"

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Original Performer:

"Kelly Anne"

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The Lyrics

Kelly Anne Conway......what a piece of work. "Alternate Facts". If she took a lie detector test, it would probably look like Trump's signature. She makes Pinocchio sound like Abe Lincoln. If I find a way to parody "Liar Liar", it will be her theme song......

Ditz, dit-dit-dit-ditzy- di----itz
Ditz, dit-dit-dit-ditzy- di----itz
Hey, Kelly Anne
Hey, Kelly Anne

When you were campaigning, things were simple
You were the manager, Trump was so popular
Now they're just a bunch of right-wing rejects
None has a clue of what they're doing

Hey, Kelly Anne, you've no shame now for anything you say
Hey, Kelly Anne, you've no shame now for anything you say

Don't be tryin' to give your bullshit to me
quite incoherent, over bearing
You lost our trust when you were caught fibbing
We see your "credo" disappearing

Hey, Kelly Anne, there's no logic in anything you say
Hey, Kelly Anne, there's no logic in anything you say

So, sofas are there for sitting
(Yeah, they're there for sitting)
No, (No!) sofas are not for kneeling
(No, they're not for kneeling)

(Solo)

Hey, Kelly Anne, who's to blame for the nutty things you say?
Hey, Kelly Anne, who's to blame for the nutty things you say?

You will never learn and you're still lying
Alternate Facts will still be your feature
When this mess is over, you'll be pitied
There'll be even more reporters saying

Hey, Kelly Anne, there's no truth in most everything you say
Hey, Kelly Anne, there's no truth in most everything you say

Kellyanne, Kellyanne, Kellyanne, Kellyanne......

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Harry - March 20, 2017 - Report this comment

It's Kellyanne, dummy! 1's

qwerty - March 20, 2017 - Report this comment

If Kellyanne is such an idiot, what should we call the people who lost the presidency to Kellyanne. Geniuses?

njguy73 - March 21, 2017 - Report this comment

Someone had to do this. Thank you, Jeff.

ninja - March 21, 2017 - Report this comment

Somebody had to do this to Jeff. Thanks, guys.

Agrimorfee - March 21, 2017 - Report this comment

"...lost the presidency to Kellyanne"? Qwerty must know something we don't.

Qwerty - March 21, 2017 - Report this comment

What I know is that Kellyanne was the campaign manager of Donald Trunp's campaign. I also know that here in America the two presidential candidates run presidential campaigns against each other and that the campaign directed by Kelly Ann defeated the campaign of the party of Jeff. So, in a manner of admittedly slightly imprecise speaking, one could say that Kellyanne defeated Jeff's party. Hope that clears things up.

Jeff (the author) - March 21, 2017 - Report this comment

What I know is that South Africa has Minority Rule also.......blacks are a huge majority, but white people rule. So, in a manner of admittedly slightly imprecise speaking, one could say that the USA is an Apartheid Country. TRUMP LOST THE POPULAR VOTE....(BY OVER 3 MILLION) AND AN ANTIQUATED SYSTEM DESIGNED FOR SLAVE STATES IN THE1860's was how he squeaked by....Read about it!.

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