Monday: nothing
Tuesday: nothing
Wednesday and Thursday: nothing
Friday: nothing, Saturday: nothing
Sunday is even less nothing

January ain't nothing
February ain't nothing
March and April and May nothing
June, July and August and September: nothing
Octo-, Novem-, December ain't nothing

USA: nothing,
Russia ain't nothing
Mexico and Canada ain't nothing
India and China and Europe ain't nothing
and Finland in the meantime: nothing

President: nothing
Congress: nothing
House of Representatives: nothing
States ain't nothing
Counties: nothing
Cities and trailer parks ain't nothing

Employment: nothing
Bankruptcies: nothing
Outsourcing, downsizing: nothing
Pink slips: nothing, sacking: nothing
and automatization: nothing

Democrats: nothing
Republicans: nothing
Libertarians ain't nothing
Greens ain't nothing, Communists nothing
and Flat Earth Party even nothing

You're out of work and
I am out of work but
together we just make nothing
Poverty ain't nothing, hunger ain't nothing
and homelessness ain't nothing

Alcohol: nothing
Drugs ain't nothing
Contemplating suicide: nothing
Bible ain't nothing, Marx ain't nothing
and Disney and Pixar ain't nothing

History: nothing
Future: nothing
Home and family: nothing
Praying ain't nothing, begging ain't nothing
Hope for the better: nothing