Gangin’ up on the Frontier state,
Makin’ fun of Gov’s dress and glam
And her kid, who did fornicate.
Guy’s a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man).

(He’s such a dirty old man! Disgusting!!)

Bangin’ a boy though that isn’t cool. . .
Abstinence only--no rubbers, pill.
Children from wedlock--that is the rule!
Guy’s a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man).

(The pervert!)

Said the Gov looked like a prostitute. . .
Top Ten List literature in his hand,
Joked hot to trot got A-Rod’s gland.
Guy’s a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man).

Spoken:
Well, the kids sometimes get hot, hanging out on the schoolyard. And sometimes the lads drill the willing chickies. And then they both experience rapturous joy. But sometimes that means they’ll have a baby together. About that I made a joke, with this hot girl getting knocked up by A-Rod, the power hitter for the Yankees.

Gangin’ up on the Frontier state,
Makin’ fun of Gov’s redneck fans
And her kid, who did fornicate.
Guy’s a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man).

Bangin’ a boy while she’s still in school--
Nix on dick stricture; out poured the spill.
Grillin’ the Gov and her hubby fool,
Guy’s a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man).

Said if Gov dressed better, she’d be cute,
Top Ten List literature in his hand.
She said this as his show she panned:
“Guy’s a dirty old man, dirty old man!”

"Child" who’s flirty, now’s “ma’am.”