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Song Parodies -> "Bye-Bye, Schmuck"

Original Song Title:

"Bye-Bye, Love"

Original Performer:

The Everly Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Bye-Bye, Schmuck"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Road-Foraged Kuisine Retrospective
Bye-bye, nut,
mind-dined wacky pest,
yell o’ throat duress.
You were a waste o’ time.
Bye-bye, schmuck,
bye-bye, freakiness…
smell o’ senselessness.
You really weren’t the guy.
Bye-bye, time-waste, goodbye.

He was time-wastin’; his run, cuckoo.
His brain is half-eaten, loose a screw.
One reason crazy: A worm sehlepped in
to his head and had a brain din-din.

Bye-bye, putz,
bye, whined raspiness.
Smelled o’ dopiness.
You wasted all our time.
Bye-bye, nut;
guy’s a head-schmeck pest.
Bye, Kennedyness.
The clan don’t want the guy.
No choice but say, “Goodbye.”

The dude is askance, but dude’s now done.
Though the dude’s clownish…no harmless dunce.
Devoid of reason, conspiracy
promoter gave us mendacity.

Bye-bye, lunk-
head, bye haplessness.
Swell the wretch egressed;
makes sane folks’ spirits high.
Lied, lied much.
Wining wheedling pest…
soon he’s noticed less.
Too bad the worm mind-dined;
part of brain went goodbye.
Come back no future time.
’bout time you changed your mind
and stopped wasting our time.

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