Bergdahl was a choker (he's a turd)
A not so funny jokester (he's a turd)
But when he joked his buddies (dirty dog)
His buddies weren't so chummy (what a dog)
Bergdahl is a choker and a lyin' for real cry baby (he's a Bergdahl)

Obama sang him love songs (like a bird)
He sang the sweetest love songs (you ever heard)
But when he freed his pen pal (what a pal)
He freed a dirty groundhog (what the hell)
Obama traded right away and Mommy got her baby (he's a Bergdahl)

Hey Bergdahl, made his way from the jail
Hey Bergdahl, you're out with no bail
Bergdahl you went and left your, Afghan buds alone
Hey Bergdahl, got away with your tricks
Hey Bergdahl, the traitor got away quick
Bergdahl grew feathers of a little chicken far from home

Obama kissed the keepers (he's a turd)
He traded five bad creatures (he's a turd)
He's not his keepers pet now (dirty dog)
What he wants he can get now (what a dog)
He even saved his keepers from the ships sent by the Navy (he's a Bergdahl)

Hey Bergdahl, made his way from the jail
Hey Bergdahl, your out with no bail
Bergdahl you went and left your, Afghan buds alone
Hey Bergdahl, got away with your tricks
Hey Bergdahl, the traitor got away quick
Bergdahl grew feathers of a little chicken far from home
He's a turd