there's crud on the sheets
the smell of it rankles
there's crud on the sheets
its full of disease
crud on the sheets
i've got no bravado
crud on the sheets
poor wallowing me

i think i'm gonna change the sheets today
strip the mattress bare

crud on the sheets
its a river of sickness
crud on the sheets
clean up or i'll die
yeah...the filth just runs down the leg of the bedpost
the linen is getting too filthy for sleeping

they're turning brown...and must be thrown away
strip the mattress bare

breakfast is scattered at dawn as i'm sleeping
toast joins this young man's fragile eggshell rinds

crud on the sheets
when it should be my haven
crud stains the front and the back of my linen
crud has been smooshed and its surely a bummer
cruddy dead bugs in pathetic p.j.s

crud is a pain and the smell of it lingers
crud has been born cause there's no sanitation
crud is a growth of mysterious origin

there's crud on the sheets
the smell of it rankles
crud on the sheets
its full of disease
crud on the sheets
i've got no bravado
crud on the sheets
poor wallowing me