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Song Parodies -> "Christian Ship"
Original Song Title:
"Crystal Ship"
Original Performer:
The Doors
Parody Song Title:
"Christian Ship"
Parody Written by:
Violet T. Riol
The Lyrics
They hope you slip into unconsciousness
While they install dictatorship
Then get you in their angry grip
Theofascist dictatorship
They don’t want light inside your brain
Closing of minds is their domain
Here comes a theocratic reign
Your freedom wane, you’ll feel the pain
You will kiss your freedom “goodbye”
You’ll feel the heel of “righteous” guys
Deliverance from reason’s nigh
Rational tries? No, they won’t fly
Christofascists are set to kill
Our liberty, some from the Hill
Dominionism is their line
If you fight back, you won’t be fine
While they install dictatorship
Then get you in their angry grip
Theofascist dictatorship
They don’t want light inside your brain
Closing of minds is their domain
Here comes a theocratic reign
Your freedom wane, you’ll feel the pain
You will kiss your freedom “goodbye”
You’ll feel the heel of “righteous” guys
Deliverance from reason’s nigh
Rational tries? No, they won’t fly
Christofascists are set to kill
Our liberty, some from the Hill
Dominionism is their line
If you fight back, you won’t be fine
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