You know that rag is so untrue.
You know they want you as a buyer.
Come on spend a buck or two.
Buy a National Enquire.

Could you maybe read Enquire?
Would you maybe read Enquire?
Who they get to write Enquire?

A woman procreates a zoo.
Some mime is said to be a liar.
Two year old wears size twelve shoes.
Body at a funeral perspires,

Newborn baby sings in choir.
Man with rabies cured with fire..
It's just so not right, Enquire.

They percolate the news for you.
Saddam's doubles won't retire.
So now keep their jobs, good news.
But he lost his left arm in a fire.

Come on baby read Enquire.
Come on baby read Enquire.
Everyone thinks they are liars, yeah.

What you believe is up to you,
They just warm up to your desire.
That must be some twisted crew,
That writes National Enquire.

Come on baby read Enquire.
Come on baby read Enquire.
Just go light that rag on fire.
Just go light that rag on fire.
Just go light that rag on fire.
Just go light that rag on fire.