Song Parodies -> "Chewbacca"

Original Song Title:

"La La Means I Love You"

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Original Performer:

"Chewbacca"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

It is here that Han Solo admits his true feelings, in addition to his desperate need for psychiatric help.

Many years I cruised the stars
From Cantina to Pon Farr
Such a lon-ely soul (lonely soul)

Though I didn't understand
As I held your hairy-hand, somehow my
Heart you stole (heart you stole)

Now I don't know what makes me sway
I don't understand a thing you say

All I know is
Roar, Row, Wooar, Reeew, Waoer, Rar, Oaor, Wroah, Orh, means
Chew-ba-cca
Oh, Chewy please now
Wroah, Orh, Waoer, Rar, Oaor, Roar, Row, Wooar, Reeew, means
Chew-ba-cca

I have been with many girls
Some with five large breasts and curls
But always wanted more (wanted more)

Now I know what wasn't there
She just needed body hair (to) make my
Falcon soar (falcon soar)

Yeah, slave Leia might'a been nice
But she maaaaade out with her brother TWI-ICE

Listen, Chewy
Row, Wooar, Waoer, Rar, Oaor, Orh, Wroah, Roar, Reeew, means
Chew-ba-cca
Oh-ho, Chewy
Waoer, Wroah, Orh, Roar, Rar, Wooar, Reeew, Oaor, Row, means
Chew-ba-cca

(During this interlude, Han Solo has one of those dreams about Chewbacca, the same ones that Smithers has about Mr. Burns)

Just give me some more o'them groa-o-oans
And I'll dress like Indiana Jones
Indy Jones

Whip me, Chewy
Roar, Row, Wooar, Reeew, Waoer, Rar, Oaor, Wroah, Orh, means
Chew-ba-cca
Oh, show me your dark-er side, now
Wroah, Orh, Waoer, Rar, Oaor, Roar, Row, Wooar, Reeew, means
Chew-ba-cca
Come on a light-speed ri-ide, yeah
Orh, Waoer, Rar, Oaor, Roar

I'm pretty sure I need some help too.
copyright 2005+ 2nz

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Stuart McArthur - February 04, 2005 - Report this comment

er, which sequel was that in? DKTOS but 5s for the sheer bentness of it 2nz :-)

Arwen - February 04, 2005 - Report this comment

LOL, 2nz...I love the original, by the way...sappy as it is. 5s!

Andrea Huckstep - February 04, 2005 - Report this comment

I like this one...*roars like chewbacca*

Johnny D - February 04, 2005 - Report this comment

Brilliant, 2nz! Fits-in perfectly, too, with the similarly-themed parody of my own which is also titled "Chewbacca" (my parody of "Anything You Want").

Johnny D - February 04, 2005 - Report this comment

Oops, correction: my parody "Chewbacca" is a parody of "You Got It" based on the performance by Roy Orbison - the words "anything you want" are not the title, but just some of the lyrics contained within the song.

2Eagle - February 04, 2005 - Report this comment

He'll stop roaring and talk normally if you stop standing on his foot. I liked the part about Mr. Burns and Smithers.

Know 1 can hear you dream - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment

And that is the exact reason why we should all prey that George Lucas won�'t do the parts 7-9 triology.

Jack Wilson - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment

Gunter geliben glouten gloaten Great job! 555!

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