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Song Parodies -> "To Chew Lunch Meat"

Original Song Title:

"Do You Love Me?"

Original Performer:

The Dave Clark Five

Parody Song Title:

"To Chew Lunch Meat"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Swell to chew lunch meat
(It's famously good)
Swell to chew lunch meat
(My favorite food)
Ahh! To chew lunch meat
(To chew lunch meat)
Down a can of Spam--
Chopped-up sow

Wurst-enthralled, I said, I'm wurst-enthralled, baby
Wurst-enthralled; when I spy some, ain't lazy
Wurst-enthralled; don't be givin' me any sole now

Mmm, chow, I can chew and chew
(Chew and chew)
But I will eschew fish
(Eschew fish)
It's got a smell that makes me
(Smell that makes me)
Think what I don't like: knish
(Don't like knish)
So smelly! Smelly! Smelly!

Swell to chew lunch meat
(Tastes unlike wood)
Swell to chew lunch meat
(My fave--so good!)
Ahh! To chew lunch meat
(To chew lunch meat)
Down some thin-sliced ham--
Chopped-up sow.

Wurst-enthralled, I said, I'm wurst-enthralled, baby
Wurst-enthralled; unlike pie, it's so tasty,
Wurst-enthralled; don't be givin' me any rolls now

Mmm, chow, I can chew a slew
(Chew a slew)
But I'll eschew knish
(Screw knish)
It's got a smell that makes me
(Smell that makes me)
Think of a nasty rank dish
(Rank nasty dish)
So smelly! Smelly! Smelly!

Swell to chew lunch meat
(Tastes crazy good)
Swell to chew lunch meat
(My fave-treat food)
Ahh! To chew lunch meat
(To chew lunch meat)
Mounds of Spam 'n' ham
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Johnny D - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Sweet - and MEATY.
alvin - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment
chopped up sow !...LMAO
< ! ! ! > - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment
< ! ! ! > . . . for your worrysome, troublin', wurstEatin' ways, Pirate Jack !! This is no way to heal a 'trick knee', Sir !
John Barry - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD, Alvin,
John Barry - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment
And Cakes in disguise.
Below Average Dave - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment
I actually like Spam and Ham. . .only problem is now I am hungry, I haven't eaten, and just about anything sounds good right now:) 5s
2Eagle - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment
I would prefer a CLT - cheese, tomato and lettuce with olives, pickles, jalapenos avocados. Did I leave anything out?
NorCALvo - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir 2Ease, you did leave out the cilantro ! How can a soCAL man do that, sir ?

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