Girl...
I heard you own a deli.
Heard you own deli.
It's good, they say, they're sure.
And money I'll spend.
Your meat, it's really lean there.
The meat you sell, inspected well.
So safe, so clean, so good, so pure.
And, baby, if you're in gastronomy
maybe it's the best thing
maybe it's the best thing
for you.

But it's the wurst that could happen

to me.
The sandwich you carried
sandwich you carried
don't need it to be lean.
But a girl like you
with orders you're harried.
I've known all along that bread
needs meat and condiments between.
And, baby, if you're in gastronomy
maybe it's the best thing
maybe it's the best thing
for you.

But it's the wurst that could happen
ohhhh...
to me.

And girl
I don't really blame you
for having a store of your own.
And girl
I don't really blame you
a woman like you brings me cooking like home.

And, baby, if you're in gastronomy
maybe it's the best thing
maybe it's the best thing
for you.

But it's the wurst that could happen...

("come and get it" triangle ring replaces original's wedding-march trumpet)

Oh...
(Never, never, never, go on a diet!)
Go on, make the sandwich!
(Never, never, never, go on a diet!)
I ain't never gonna diet!
(Never, never, never, go on a diet!)
This is the wurst that could happen!
(Never, never, never, go on a diet!)
(repeat 'til fade)