Can't play Bach or Beet-ho-ven
I'm not a tought mu-si-cian
I've got a DAW and it's great fun
I suck at music but I'm not dumb
Been locked out - lost in a-sylum
I got my DAW for the boredom

I tried street busking as a one man band
Played a bucket drum
While fidd-lin' my whiskers with one hand
I got a job with an income
Then bought a DAW love the outcome

Once went crazy with a jaw harp
I chomped and chawed like a caught carp
My dogs ran off - heard a flawed sharp
I got gufawed at their odd barks
They're long and gone - left their claw marks
I got a DAW and two ardvarks*


I miss my puppies and I want them back
My wife just left me numb
I drove her mad and she blew her stack
I lost my dogs and my woman
Hate stroganov but it's cookun

I got a DAW and it's awesome
I told my Ma, she said "Great Son!"
I got a DAW and it's awesome
I told my Pa, he asked "How Come?"
I got my DAW 'cause it's great fun
I can't beat box like Yo! hoodlums
I got a DAW with some good drums
I got a DAW and it's...

AWESOME!

* They're not as antsy as dogs.