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Song Parodies -> "Mass Ablutions"
Original Song Title:
"Massachusetts"
Original Performer:
The Bee Gees
Parody Song Title:
"Mass Ablutions"
Parody Written by:
Merry & Pippin
The Lyrics
‘31, a bath is mass ablutions
Scrub twelve children clean in poor abode
Friday nights all line up for mass ablutions
In grey wash-tub there standing by the stove
Hard to heat a fire in damn depression
Water’s gotta serve for ten and two
Rinse each tyke, hope won’t drown in mass ablutions
Then bathe the last in water not so new...
Baulk, but that’s our life with mass ablutions
Weekly bouts of clean-ing, it’s obscene
Wall Street strife that abounds caused mass ablutions
Them mass ablutions become a task, routine
Sep’rate the genders, mass ablutions
Outlook is slender, mass ablutions
Ire, mixed with temper, mass ablutions
Will be forever, mass ablutions?
Scrub twelve children clean in poor abode
Friday nights all line up for mass ablutions
In grey wash-tub there standing by the stove
Hard to heat a fire in damn depression
Water’s gotta serve for ten and two
Rinse each tyke, hope won’t drown in mass ablutions
Then bathe the last in water not so new...
Baulk, but that’s our life with mass ablutions
Weekly bouts of clean-ing, it’s obscene
Wall Street strife that abounds caused mass ablutions
Them mass ablutions become a task, routine
Sep’rate the genders, mass ablutions
Outlook is slender, mass ablutions
Ire, mixed with temper, mass ablutions
Will be forever, mass ablutions?
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Sunday was our bath day in the 60s. Ready for school Monday morn. Other times was a flannel at the sink. Laughed at bathe the last in water not so new
Thanks for the shout out Andy! :) And the security code knew the water was getting really dirty, because it was: UUC! :D
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