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Song Parodies -> "I Want To Send You Spam"

Original Song Title:

"I Want To Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Want To Send You Spam"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

A view from the other side of the email spam annoyance.
I want to send you something
Though it might get me banned
Cause it's sure to offend
I want to send you spam
I want to send you spam
I want to send you spam

Oh please, get diseased
Something that you can't stand
You'll plead, sure to read
Then I can send you spam
Oh, let me send you spam
I want to send you spam

And when I flood you, you'll be looking to find
The Web's a great place to buy drugs
Buy online, buy online, buy online

You're sure to catch something
Fall victim to my plan
When you start your slumping
I'm gonna send you spam
I'm gonna send you spam
I'm gonna send you spam

And when you start to feel all achy inside
You'll need some help so you'll buy drugs
It's no lie, yes you'll buy, it's no lie

Now you've purchased something
From a site in Iran
Backed by U.S. funding
That's what they call a scam
Just supply and demand
I hope I don't get banned
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Overall Rating: 4.8
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Know 1 can hear you dream - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Gotta admit I have an advantage in this "field", since 99 percent of all spam is in English already their subject lines stick out like black on rice in my inbox. They're supposed to, but not in that negative way. So, unless itĀ's any of you guys and gals here that for some reason has sent me all those mails about "horny housewifes" and "cheap viagra" IĀ've hade no problems with quickly sending the bad stuff to the trash can. :-)
2Eagle - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
ZAP!!!
Jeff Reuben - February 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Well crafted, good song. K1...I was wondering why you didn't respond to my emails =)
Adagio - February 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Hehehe 5's
Bob Konigsberg - December 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Fun! 5's. (Speaking as one spammer to another)

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