Hey Ruud, you naughty lad,
Thought with your prong, submit your letter.
Surrender, you better just go depart,
You're an old fart just had to sweat her.

Now Ruud, you just got laid,
We're afraid you've had your last header.
Can't win it, you're takin' it on the chin,
Leave the U N, we'll all be better.

At any time you could abstain,
But Ruud you're lame.
Helped carry the world, you're such a mover.
For well you know you broke the rules,
You played your tool,
You greased up your gourd like some rude lubber.

Hey Ruud, now just leave town,
You did fond her and you did sweat her.
Surrender, (Hey Ruud) you better just go depart,
Just an old fart who should know better.

So just get out of the U N,
Hey Ruud, it's when.
No dating with someone you perform with.
And you can take that ho with you,
Hey Ruud, you're through,
The movement you need is toward the border.

Hey Ruud, you are so had,
You done bad wrong and now you're severed.
Your member was gettin' its share of skin,
Get out now then, no time is better..