Song Parodies -> "Wayne"

Original Song Title:

"Rain"

Original Performer:

"Wayne"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

when john wayne comes
we run to save our heads
he'll give us hell, till dead
when john wayne comes
when john wayne comes

in the gun fights
one slip and you'll be slayed
in boot hill, you'll be laid
in the gun fights
in the gun fights

wayne........he's got spine
rides...........in leather fine

he outdraws you
the bullets start to rain
everyone is slain
he outdraws you
he outdraws you

wayne........he's got spine
rides...........in leather fine

he don't fear me
that's why i run and hide
i guess i'm scared to die
he don't fear me
he don't fear me

(cavalry bugle call played backwards)

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Stuart McArthur - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment

don't be scared to die pilgrim - nice one alvin

Michael Pacholek - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Rent "Red River" and you'll see how cool Marion Morrison really was. Or, to put it another way, what John Wayne only pretended to be onscreen, Ted Williams really was... though I don't think Ted ever moseyed into a Western.

alvin rhodes - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment

thanks stuart and michael...and yes, ted williams was a real life john wayne

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