Song Parodies -> "Walk The Plank Blighter"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

"Walk The Plank Blighter"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Walk the plank (Walk the plank) blighter... (blighter...)
(blighter...)

Ye scurvy damn man, will ye steal me book?
Y'crooked ne'er do right, will ye take me hook?
Face-down now, grovel, cry in damn-shamed fear,
No more need to swab, Neptune wants to see ya - walk the plank, blighter

Walk the plank blighter!

Yer a dirty whore, ye are a dirty man,
And yer stealing life I'll no longer stand!
Yer done now working on me rail 'n sail,
So get ready swab, Neptune wants to see ya - walk the plank, blighter

Walk the plank blighter!

Walk the plank (Walk the plank) blighter... (blighter...)
(blighter...)

It's a thousand fathoms, give or take a few,
To the ocean floor, for a thief like you!
Ye can make it longer, if ye swim awhile,
I see sharks around, and they want to eat ya - walk the plank, blighter

Walk the plank blighter!

If they really like ya, they can have some bites,
They could take a million from ye overnight!
There'll be no returning, 'cause yer end is here,
Go on plead and shake, Neptune's gonna see ya - walk the plank, blighter

Walk the plank blighter!

Walk the plank (Walk the plank) blighter... (blighter...)
(blighter...)

Walk the plank, blighter - walk the plank, blighter!
Walk the plank, blighter - walk the plank, blighter!
Walk the plank, blighter - walk the plank, blighter!
Walk the plank, blighter - walk the plank, blighter!

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Adagio - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Fun read, Johnny!! 5's

Guy - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Arrr matey -so tis Davey Jones these scurvy dogs'll be a visitin' it is?

John Barry - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment

JD, I voted 5s earlier but didn't comment. I like nautical parodies. Have done several and have a couple more queued up.

alvin rhodes - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment

your best in a while and that's saying something..especially the "thousand fathoms verse"...this is just great...5s plus

Stuart McArthur - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment

if 'n I could jest move me parrot off the damn 5 key - ehhhh, thar she goes - 555

Phil Alexander - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment

This is one that wants a 6 for pacing: some of the wordplay is damn near perfect JD :-)

Meriadoc - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Good job Johnny!

Peregrin - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Soon the target of this song will be singing "I Feel Brine". Well done JD

Johnny D - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks very much, Pat, Guy, JB, Alvin, Stuart, Phil, Meriadoc, and Peregrin!

mac - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment

ARRRGH!

Cap'n Johnny D - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment

ARRRHH, THANKEE, MATEY!

Michael Pacholek - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Well, blow me down! Of course, since it's Johnny D, "walk the plank" could mean something else... so could "blow me down"!

Johnny D - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank ye, Cap'n Pacholek! ARRRHH!

Ravyn Rant - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment

I love pirate parodies. Thanks!

Johnny D - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment

ARRRH, ye are most welcome, Ravyn Rant!

Paul Robinson - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment

AAARRRGHHHH! A Pirate Parody, eh, matey? Well, shiver me verb tenses, matey. Sending some of me scurvy fives off the plank for ye. Cap'n...

Johnny D - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment

ARRRRRRRRHHH right back to ye, Cap'n Robinson! Thankee thankee, and thank yer man Friday, too! ARRRRHHH!!!

Johnny D - September 19, 2007 - Report this comment

ARRRRRHH, ME HEARTIES! Wednesday, September 19, 2007, be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! ARRRRRHH !!

Johnny D - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment

ARRRRRHH, ME HEARTIES! Friday, September 19, 2008, be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! ARRRRRHH !!

Stan Hall - November 12, 2008 - Report this comment

Checked out some past treatments after submitting today my own take on the OS and especially enjoyed this one. I thought while reading that it might have been written for a 9/19 submission, but suss from comment dates it didn't necessarily (or quite timely, anyway) target that topically most apropos date. Ah, well, 555 Jolly Rogers backdated to whenever it _was_ submitted/posted, for a delightful parody. :-)

Johnny D (a.k.a. The Comedian) - December 11, 2011 - Report this comment

Belated thanks, Stan.

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