Getting on our favorite website
Reading all the raves and the rants
There's some in the back who, think that we attack
But we are not afraid to take us a stance

Guys, we'll never be easy
I know how hard we can be
To make us be quiet
Would take two lobotomies

People say we should keep our mouths shut
But you know that it will not be
We both have things to say
We're not going away
But it will be ok if you disagree

Guys, we'll never be easy
We'll never just let it be
We're both pretty feisty
And love debating with thee

We'll mock everyone within earshot and more
We will mock you straight through the week
The difference will be, that you'll be ready to scream
And we'll just giggle until we cannot speak

No, we'll never be easy
But you can take it from me
We'll keep laughing until
We hear it from Chucky G

Never save our joking for a rainy day
And we'll never give false charity
Last night the Elf said
One thing that I dread
Is phony folks who just aint got no soul - think!

So if you and I ever tussle
Or you get on Arwen's bad side
Just know in the end, we'll still be your friend
There is no need to run or to hide

Guys it really ain't easy
We're neither mild nor meek
For me to shut my trap
You'd have to Chuckify me

All of you can love us or hate us
But at least you'll know where you stand
We may give you flack, but you should know that
You'll never have a knife in your back

Guys it really ain't easy
We're neither mild nor meek
For me to shut my trap
You'd have to Chuckify me

For me to shut my trap
You'd have to Chuckify me