Song Parodies -> "A Nude on the News"

Original Song Title:

"A Day in the Life"

Original Performer:

"A Nude on the News"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

So Naked News is about to titillate (so to speak) Britain..

I saw the news tonight, oh boy!
The anchorman not wearing any clothes
And though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to laugh
At their newsreading "staff"

He read the news with nothing on
I guess we're lucky that the desk was there
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd not seen THAT before:
A naked interview or two with someone from the House of Lords

I saw the news tonight, oh boy!
Their luscious weathergirl was naked, too
I knew I should have turned away
But I just had a look
Oh, what a look I took
And does it turn you on?

Woke up, got out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head
Turned on the telly for the news
What was that? Some naked thews?
Forgot my coat, put down my hat
Missed the bus while watching that
Found my way upstairs and sat back down
Turned the telly on and I went into a dream

Mmmm....

I saw the news today oh boy
Four thousand boobs displayed on telly, here
And though some boobs were rather small
They went and showed them all,
Now the viewing figures show how many millions held in thrall
And does it turn you on...

The news story is here

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Ashkicksass - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment

LOL. Excellent job, Phil!

Johnny D - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment

The anchor's boobs boinged into view on the telly
And shook when she laughed like two bowls full of jelly

Agrimorfee - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Teehee, T&A! 545.

Ashkicksass - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Agri, you gave him a 4 for funny? WTF?!?

2Eagle - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Good. Americans don't need naked news because we can see right through some of our leaders like thin air even with their clothes on.

Dee Range - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Excellent, if you will only tell me the channel number

alvin rhodes - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment

i hope dan rather doesn't try this....funny....5s

Laurence Dunne - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Naked News, we expose the world! We're on a winning streak! Todays weather: Sunny. Tonight, a full moon. It's the news Dan would Rather. The list goes on and on...

Couch Commander Tony Blair - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Channel 69, right!

John Barry - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment

There's something for everyone on TV.

Phil Alexander - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, all... Laurence: I ought to have got a "full moon" joke into there, but missed that one. Never mind.
JD - "And shook when she laughed like two bowls full of jelly" - how does one laugh like a bowl full of jelly, let alone two? ;-)

mac - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment

LMAO!

Kristof Robertson - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment

Phil, what channel is naked news going to be on? Can't wait...555

Agrimorfee - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment

Ashkickass-- I gave him a 4 for leaving a few lines from the original intact.

Phil Alexander - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment

I thought they were remarkably appropriate under the circumstances: "And though the news was rather sad, well I just had to laugh" fits this story as well as (or even better than) the original

Meriadoc - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment

Wow - I wonder if this will catch on in America. Bill O'Reilly in the buff would be frightening!

jmndlbm - August 29, 2004 - Report this comment

lmfao this rocks!!!!!

Paul Robinson - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Phil, titillated and nipple-notched with this one here. 5-5-5...say, it appears you are nearing and perhaps soon passing 400, as in FOUR FREAKING HUNDRED parody posts on this here site!! Wasn't it just about 3 weeks ago that you reached 300????Keep 'em flowing...

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