What would you think if I ate lots of bread?
Would you stand up and laugh hard at me?
Lend me your fork and I'll get away ahead.
'Cause it's not all about carbs, you see.

Oh, did you cry when you saw Atkins' end?
Oh, weight was high when came Doc Atkins' end.
Yes, you can try, but we know Atkins' end.

What do I do when I pack it away?
(Does it worry you to gain ten pounds?)
How do I feel when I eat a sundae?
(Are you said when the food police frown?)

No. Because I saw the way Atkins end.
Oh, weight was high when came Doc Atkins' end.
Yes, you can try, but we know Atkins' end.

(Do you hear everybody?)
They say carbs, I shouldn't love.
(Ain't it queer? Anybody?)
In mouth, I choose what to shove!

(Would you believe in the food that's carb-light?)
Well, I'm certain eating other food's no crime.
(What do you see on the late news tonight?)
Doctor Atkins is dead, that's no lying!

Oh, did you cry when you saw Atkins' end?
Oh, weight was high when came Doc Atkins' end.
Yes, you can try, but we know Atkins' end.

(Do you use Atkins' diet?)
If it's good, how come he's dead?
(He does seem rather quiet!)
So go, enjoy lots of bread!

Oh, did you cry when you saw Atkins' end?
Oh, weight was high when came Doc Atkins' end.
Yes, you can try, but we know Atkins' end.

Yes, you can try, but we know Atkins' end.
We know Doc Atkins' end!