Song Parodies -> "Packin' a Double-D Bra"

Original Song Title:

"Back in the USSR"

Original Performer:

"Packin' a Double-D Bra"

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The Lyrics

Flew in to Miami Beach for surgery
I ain't goin' home un-cut
Know that I'm a little more than just "skinny"
I've been called a bean-pole, but
I'm packin' a double-D bra
You won't know how lucky you are, boys
I'm packin' a double-D bra

Been this shape so long I want a bigger brace
Gee, I need two major-domes
Leave it till tomorrow to botox my face
Now inject that silicone
I'm packin' a double-D bra
You won't know how lucky you are, boys
I'm packin' a DD
I'm packin' a DD
I'm packin' a double-D bra

(Bra, bra, bra, bra)
Well my new jane twirl'll really knock you out
They leave the rest behind
And the tabloid world'll make me sing and shout
That Jordan's always on my my my my my my my my my mind

I'm packin' a double-D bra
You won't know how lucky you are, boys
I'm packin' a double-D bra

(Bra, bra, bra, bra)
Well my new jane twirl'll really knock you out
They leave the rest behind
And the tabloid world'll make me sing and shout
That Jordan's always on my my my my my my my my my mind

Oh, got me two new twin-peaked mountains out in front
Onto the front page I'm thrust
In the news tomorrow for my cunning stunt
Now it's Hollywood or bust!
I'm packin' a double-D bra
You won't know how lucky you are, boys
I'm packin' a double-D bra

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Johnny D - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Beldar approves of Prymatt's siliCONE implants. 555 mass quantities.

Kristof Robertson - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Nice one Phil...I wonder how many of our American cousins will know who Jordan is? 555

Phil Alexander - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment

You might find this hard to credit, Kristof, but I didn't know who Jordan is until a couple of months ago, when I saw her on Piers Morgan's "Tabloid Tales"... it was kind of a shock to the system when they were talking to this woman who'd been on the front page of nearly all the red-top papers for the past ten years, and I'd never even heard the name. Oh, what a sheltered life I lead ;-)

Ashkicksass - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment

I'll admit it...I don't know who Jordan is. But I still love your parody, Phil!

Phil Alexander - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment

She's a woman whose (UK) fame expanded with her bust - three boob jobs, now she's famous for... well, getting her picture in the papers, I guess.

Know 1 can hear you dream - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment

There was this piece on the news about upcoming Swedish version of "I�m a celebrity, get me out (of here?)" so I THINK I know who Jordan is. I guess the picture of her stayed on my my my my my my my my my mind too. "Hollywood or Bust" was the best line though. IMHO. 555.

Steve K. - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Well, as Paul said in another song, "Life goes on, bra".

John Barry - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment

This knockered me out. Hilarious. Great title.

Agrimorfee - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment

I especially liked the subtle puns, the kind one only catches when hearing a song for the 5th time...or reads for the 2nd, in this case! 555

Rod Worden - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Very well done, and funny, Phil! Liked the '(c)unning (st)unt' !

Johnny D - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Yeah, I agree with what Rod pointed-out about your cunning linguistics, Philbo.

EmiLoca - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Would you believe it? DKTOS. A truly side-splitting read, though.

Phil Alexander - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment

Ah, the sweet innocence of youth: EmiLoca, I very, VERY strongly recommend you find a copy of the White Album (real name: "The Beatles", but everyone has always called it the "White Album" as it's completely white with just the words "The Beatles" embossed rather than printed). I don't know... next you'll be telling me you've never listened to "Sergeant Pepper", either

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