Song Parodies -> "Gotta pee"

Original Song Title:

"Let it be"

Original Performer:

"Gotta pee"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I didn't bother to check until AFTER I had my parody all written that this song has been done before with the same title.I think mine is totally different from the other one and hope you can appreciate the differences. This is dedicated to my parents for all those road trips we took when they REFUSED to pull over and let my brother and I use the bathroom. :)

When I'm driving down the road it hits me
Bladder to capacity
Haul ass down the freeway, gotta pee.
Gotta find a freeway ramp
None even close that I can see
My eyes are turning yellow, gotta pee.
Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee
My eyeballs now are floating, gotta pee.

Let out a scream of desperation
My bladder yells an urgent plea,
When will there be relief? gotta pee.
Had absolutely no idea
That I could hold the whole Red Sea
Wincing now with sharp pain, gotta pee.
Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee. yeah
Have to find a rest room, gotta pee.

Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee
Gonna have some leakage, gotta pee.

(Instrumental break)

Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, yeah gotta pee
Just know that I can't hold it, gotta pee.

I see the lights behind me,
Oh man! No way! How could it be!
Pulling to the shoulder, gotta pee.
Spontaneous warm wetness
I feel it leak out on the seat
Sweet feeling of relief, just went pee.
Just went pee, just went pee, just went pee yeah, just went pee.
Gonna need a shop vac, just went pee.
Just went pee, just went pee, just went pee yeah, just went pee
Got a speeding ticket, just went pee.

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Arwen - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Excellent, Cookie-man!! I really REALLY hate that feeling!!! 5s...

Ashkicksass - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Fabulous job! I've been there. One morning, I consumed my requisite 3 cups of coffee before getting into my car and onto the freeway. There was a large accident that morning, and I ended up sitting on said freeway for nearly two hours. I finally managed to make it to a 7-11, where some evil woman tried to butt in front of me to get into the restroom. I had never felt murderous rage before that day, and I never have again, but when you gotta pee, people damn well better get out of your way...

Johnny D - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Great job Cookie-man, fives from me. My brother lived in Thailand for awhile, and he said that it's common for drivers in Bangkok to have relief-facilities in their vehicles because the traffic is so incredibly nuts in Bangkok, you can be stuck in it for a long, long, long time.

John Barry - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment

I wet myself laughing.

Cookie-man - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you so much Arwen, Ash, Johnny, & John! Your comments have me gushing..............;)

Adagio - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment

LOLOL....:D Bet everyone who reads this has to go to the bathroom now. 5's

The Thought Police - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment

When I went to see "The Twin Towers" the first time, I needed to -go--right at the time the flag fell off the pole at Theodens castle.I didn't go,not wanting to miss any part of the movie but,by the time the last credits rolled off the screen--I was not a happy person.(But I made it ,though! 5's!)

Cookie-man - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Adagio & TTP! Your thoughful comments are makng me misty! :)

mac - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment

A fine addition to the AmIRight patheon of great pee songs.

Kristof Robertson - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Urine top form with this one, C-man! 555

Rod Worden - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Funny one, Cookie-man! Gotta go now..

Cookie-man - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you mac, Kristof, & Rod! This is so much fun! Wee wee wee! ;)

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