Song Parodies -> "I Just Need to Pout (The Bratty Girlfriend Song)"

Original Song Title:

"We Can Work it Out"

Original Performer:

"I Just Need to Pout (The Bratty Girlfriend Song)"

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The Lyrics

Okay...I am NOT this bratty...however, I will not deny that I have a killer pout that has won me a few battles in my day...=)

When I don't get my way
At the store where me and my man shop for videos
I don't want it his way
Run a risk of watching Steve Segal or worse, "Rambo"

I just need to pout
I just need to pout

'S'Not a game I'm playing
I just have the power in my face to turn the tide
Some call it way-laying
I stick out my lip and suddenly he's lost his pride

I just need to pout
I just need to pout

My legs are too short
Don't want to cli-i-i-i-imb
A mountain with him and his friends
Happy to report
We'll spend our ti-i-i-i-ime
Dying my roots to match my ends

He's so easy to sway
Every time he'll fold so I am right and he is wrong
He loves me an-y-way
I'm so cute that he can't seem to stay mad for too long

I just need to pout
I just need to pout

He has no retort
For all the ti-i-i-i-imes
I raise my eye-brows or I cry
His plans he'll abort
Because I whi-i-i-i-ine
Oh, how I love my spineless guy

What else can a girl say?
Never worry that he'll quit and leave me all alone
Got the cards so I'll play
If he fights, I'll kiss his ear and his plans he'll postpone

I just need to pout
I just need to pout

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Johnny D - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment

I dare ya to pout over a friendly comment and a triple 5!

Ashkicksass - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment

Another masterpiece. Three 5's from one brat to another!

Arwen - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks to both of you! I'm definitely not pouting tonight!!

alvin rhodes - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment

alright alright...here's some fives...stop doing that thing with your lip

mac - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Well done, Arwen.

Stray Pooch - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment

555. Stupid secret weapons . . . :D

Arwen - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks so much, alvin, mac and Stray...=) I LOVE that my powers of persuasion seem to have worked on you three as well...; )

Kristof Robertson - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment

I just love parodies that expose the male race as the weak willed, sex obsessed losers we truly are...well done, gorgeous!! No doubt a pout is better than a shout....555

Cookie-man - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment

LOL! Did you give lessons to my wife? ;)

Arwen - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Kristof...thanks bunch, baby!! And Cookie-man...no, I did not...but you've just given me a great idea for a supplemental income!! Thanks!!

Rod Worden - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Very clever and funny, Arwen! Fivers!

Arwen - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, Rod!!

Meriadoc - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Excellent! Loved the first verse the best!

Arwen - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks so much, Merry!

Leo Jay - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment

You rock, girl. Damn. Bastard.

Michael Pacholek - February 02, 2005 - Report this comment

You certainly do. (She certainly does what, Mike, rock, or need to pout?) If the scowl fits...

Arwen - February 02, 2005 - Report this comment

AGAIN, with the missing Leo's comments. What the??? Sorry--thanks so much, Mr. Jay!

Michael...it's okay that you're talking to yourself...you wouldn't be the first man who was driven to insanity by the pout...; ) Thanks, Sweetheart!

Serafina - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment

Hey Arwen...long time no see! (Okay, it's probably been a few weeks or so, but it seems like a long time to me.) I hope you're not doing too badly...I'm hangin' in there. As you can see, I'm looking at another wonderful parody of yours, which I found very creative and funny. =) 5-5-5 is what I give it.

Joe - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment

Loved this one. Nicely written.

Arwen - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment

Serafina...thanks, as always, for breathing new life into my old work...=) You're a peach!

Joe...thanks a ton!! =)

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