Song Parodies -> "Norwegian Food"

Original Song Title:

"Norwegian Wood"

Original Performer:

"Norwegian Food"

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The Lyrics

I once had a grill
On which I cooked cod steeped in lye
(That's known as lutefisk)
I asked my friend, Thor, to stop by

He told me some jokes and I
Laughed til I fell off my chair
Then I turned around to see Thor just had on underwear
My eyes were a-bug
I grabbed some wine, I needed time
We ate til we popped and then he said
"Where is your bed?"
I said I feel grimy, I think
I'll just go take a bath
And he said that's great and kept drinking
From that wine carafe
And when I was done
Viking and I--we were alone
Oh, he looked fine nude
He had some good Norwegian wood

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Royce Miller - May 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Phil-I noticed your comment, it was on the duplicate that got zapped-thanks anyway. I'll tell Thor you said hey.

Rick D - May 11, 2004 - Report this comment

"I am Thor"! "Oh, I'm tho thorry.

mac - May 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Thor-oughly hilarious.

Royce Miller - May 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Mr. Phil: see what a hornet's nest you're gonna stir up with your Thor humor? I might be naughty, but you take it to another level, don't you, and with such demented style. Got to hand it to you, your comment made me smile--thanks

Diva - May 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Cute story!

Phil Alexander - May 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Ah... does that mean my vote got zapped, too? Never mind, have another one. But aren't you a little bit like the pot calling the kettle black? I mean, I never mentioned Norwegian "wood" ;-) Though for some reason I'm not surprised that Rick has turned up making the same sort of joke...

Royce Miller - May 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Phil, it's a good thing you live over the pond--cause if you lived anywhere near me, you'd be the first "Amiright person" I'd look up. You're a hoot, and you know it. Yeah, I'm a pot and you're a kettle.

alvin rhodes - May 11, 2004 - Report this comment

best one i read today....too funny

Trojan Cat - May 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Lutefisk, kim chee, haggis and fruitcake - who needs them? Good parody. Did Thor happen to look like Charlton Heston?

Phil Alexander - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment

I was always partial to a little pot... before marriage and children, of course ;-)

Kristof Robertson - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Something you're not telling us, Royce? 555

Agrimorfee - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Yah, gute! Interesting. 555

Billy Florio - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Royce, brilliant!

Meriadoc - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Ah! But was it a 'steam bath?' :-D

Leo Jay - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment

Disturbing... 5-5-5

Michael Pacholek - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment

So Royce got a Thor-ochotomy? I guess his helmet wasn't the only thing that was horny. And the reason you saw him in his underwear was that he took off his Haggar pants! Royce and Thor? Did you have to get hammered first? And the thunder rolls, and the lightning strikes... She Vikes it like that.

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