Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Read Some Spam"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Be Your Man"

Original Performer:

"I Wanna Read Some Spam"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

i wanna go discover, baby
i wanna see the scams
i wanna see what's covered, baby
i wanna read some spam

i hear women love me, baby
got a new web cam
junk mail just don't bug me, baby
stupid's what i am

i wanna read some spam
i wanna read some spam
i wanna read some spam
i wanna read some spam

many pills to drug me, baby
activate my glands
young girls actin' slutty, baby
i wanna read some spam

strangers call me, buddy, baby
brand new mortgage plans
many things to study, baby
i read all i can

i wanna read some spam
i wanna read some spam
i wanna read some spam
i wanna read some spam

some don't find it lovely, baby
toss it in the can
i wish it was doubly, baby
i wanna read some spam

diets, if you're tubby, baby
trips to foreign lands
enzyte, if you're stubby, baby
my mailbox is crammed

i wanna read some spam
i wanna read some spam
i wanna read some spam
i wanna read some spam

i wanna read some spam
i wanna read some spam
i wanna read some spam
i wanna read some spam

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Meriadoc - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Are you going to follow up with "I Wanna Eat Some Spam?"

Mr X - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment

I think you forgot to parody the "I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide..." lines. So I had to take some points off for pacing.

Meriadoc - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Um...Mr. X, that's "I Wanna Hold Your Hand".... :-P

alvin rhodes - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment

merry, i DID consider "eating spam"....took the low road, instead. by the way...i am one of those folks that LIKE eating spam....my wife even makes me SPAMbalaya...honest !

Mr X - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment

Oh, you're right, I guess I didn't read the title very clearly! I'm so sorry! >embarrassed< My bad! In that case, can I change my vote to 5-5-5? Or is it too late now?

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