He's a Whitelighter
'lighter
'lighter

Set in San Francisco and the show's called Charmed
It's okay to watch when there's nothing on
It's a Buffy knockoff but we really don't care
It's about three witches and an angel
that they call a Whitelighter
Call a Whitelighter...

It tells the story of the Halliwells
Who inherit a house and a book of spells
Leo's working as their handyman
It's a steady job, they don't know at first
That he's their Whitelighter
He's their Whitelighter...

He's their Whitelighter
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They kill a hundred demons, give or take a few
And they even make love to one or two
The Charmed Ones seem to be immune to cold
From the way they dress, hey I really
Wanna be a Whitelighter
Be a Whitelighter...

It's from Aaron Spelling, what can you expect?
And it's all theologically incorrect
Angels can't mate, but Leo Wyatt does
And he gets the girl! Man, oh, man
I wanna be a Whitelighter
Be a Whitelighter...

Be a Whitelighter
'lighter
'lighter

Be a Whitelighter, Be a Whitelighter
Be a Whitelighter, Be a Whitelighter
Be a Whitelighter, Be a Whitelighter
Be a Whitelighter, Be a Whitelighter...