Song Parodies -> "Latvian Bride"

Original Song Title:

"Ticket To Ride"

Original Performer:

"Latvian Bride"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

When they wrote "Back In The USSR", I bet they weren't expecting this

I'm off to Riga today
I'm flying out soon
A girl called Olga has got
Me over the moon

I'll have a Latvian bride
I'll have a Latvian bri-i-ide
I'll have a Latvian bride
With lovely hair

We met over the net
Too good to be true
'Cause I'm old, ugly and fat
And she's 22

CHORUS

I know just why she's marrying me
For the visa in the passport oh yeah
She's leaving home and her family
For the visa in the passport oh yeah

I'll be meeting her dad
He's ex-KGB, yeah
Hope he'll give his consent
For matrimony, yeah

CHORUS

Don't even know where Latvia's at
Near Estonia, Lithuania I think
I bought myself a big woolly hat
Looking forward to the vodka I'll drink

I'm off to Riga today
With perfume and flowers
And I'll see Olga undressed
In a couple of hours

CHORUS

She's got lovely hair, and big underwear (rpt)

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Phil Alexander - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Excellent, Kristoff! Strange, I can almost hear Paul McCartney singing this...

Kristof Robertson - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Phil- I'll look up some of your work!

Royce Miller - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Kristof-When I look at the parodies, I look at the titles. If a title is not interesting to me, I don't read the parody. Yours caught my attention and I like the parody.

Johnny D - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment

LOL! Funny stuff! 5's

MasonR - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment

A whole new take on a line from another song..."come and keep your comrade warm..." Well done! 555

Laurence Dunne - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment

This was good, well done!!!

Meriadoc - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Had me laughing from the start. Excellent!

Mikhail Pacholevitch - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Da! Five bowls of borscht! Except, Phil, it was a John song, not a Paul song.

Kristof Robertson - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks for all your comments, people! I'm new at this, it's great to have such good feedback Kristof

John Jenkins - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Very good, Kristof. Hope to see more of your work. I liked the KGB line.

Paul Robinson - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Kristof - I hadn't noticed any of your stuff until this morning, I've been a little caught up in some personal business lately. I really like what I've seen so far. 5's across here.

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