Song Parodies -> "Hail, Red Skelton"

Original Song Title:

"Helter Skelter"

Original Performer:

"Hail, Red Skelton"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

when i tune to his program
i go back to a much better time
where i stop, and i'm joined by a favorite of mine
he's an old-fashioned comic
i can see him again
see him again

sheriff deadeye...the mean widdle kid, too
he's freddie the tramp, pantomiming for you
killed me...killed me...killed me
cause he's
such a show-stopper
i sure used to love his clem cadiddlehopper

hail, red skelton...hail, red skelton...hail, red skelton

willie lump-lump...cauliflower mc pugg, too
and the mustached red who's from san fernandoo
kiled me...killed me...killed me
cause he's
such a show-stopper
i sure used to love his clem cadiddlehopper

hail, red skelton...hail, red skelton...hail, red skelton

look out...cause here he comes

when i tune to his program
i go back to a much better time
where i stop, and i'm joined by a favorite of mine
he's an old-fashioned comic
i can see him again
see him again

sheriff deadeye...the mean widdle kid, too
he's freddie the tramp, pantomiming for you
killed me...killed me...killed me
cause he's
such a show-stopper
i sure used to love his clem cadiddlehopper

look out
hail, red skelton...hail, red skelton...hail, red skelton

look out..hail, red skelton

he's sayin' "god bless"
yes, he is
yes, he is

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Agrimorfee - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment

I GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS!!! LOL 555

Paul Robinson - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Alvin - Yes, a show the whole "Family" could tune in and turn on to...Great job! 5-5-5 - The only problem I had with it was that "Helter Skelter" delivered this creepy image in my head of Charles Manson being on Red's show as a "Guest". SO glad that never happened...

alvin rhodes - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment

you know, you never saw freddie the freeloader and charlie manson in the same place...hnmmmmmm...thanks for the votes, guys

David Chrenko - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment

You ain't just Whislin' In Brooklyn. Red was a multi-talented performer. My favorite routine had Red coming home drunk one-to-many times. To teach him a lesson, his wife had all the bedroom furniture nailed to the wall, so it looked like the wall was the floor. Sheriff Deadeye Fives for you, sir, and may God bless.

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