In a bathroom full of porn, in a bar
I had to pee
I was told it really smelled
In that filthy bar latrine
So I held it for a while
Till my face was turning green
Held my breath as I walked up -
To the yellow pub latrine

We all pee in a yellow pub latrine
A yellow pub latrine, A yellow pub latrine
We all pee in a yellow pub latrine
A yellow pub latrine, A yellow pub latrine

Dirty jokes were on the boards
And the toilet stalls had no doors
And the pee began to spray....

(flushing sound)

We all pee in a yellow pub latrine
A yellow pub latrine, A yellow pub latrine
We all pee in a yellow pub latrine
A yellow pub latrine, A yellow pub latrine

Though it's gross and full of sleaze
Everyone of us were glad we peed
If you do - visit this scene
You'll see the yellow pub latrine

We all pee in a yellow pub latrine
A yellow pub latrine, A yellow pub latrine
We all pee in a yellow pub latrine
A yellow pub latrine, A yellow pub latrine

We all pee in a yellow pub latrine
A yellow pub latrine, A yellow pub latrine
We all pee in a yellow pub latrine
A yellow pub latrine, A yellow pub latrine
...
(ahhhh!)