Song Parodies -> "Martha, My Dear!"

Original Song Title:

"Martha My Dear"

Original Performer:

"Martha, My Dear!"

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The Lyrics

Yeah, I know, Jim Loftus already did it, Robert J. Pagliaro, and Malcolm
Higgins, too. I'm sorry, I just couldn't let Martha get off that easy.
Enjoy, and please vote on all previous versions.

Martha, my dear,
News of your indictment was a shock to me--
Then late last week
Martha, your peers
Found you guilty--
Martha, my dear!

Watch your stock drop,
You guilty girl,
Look at it plunge!
You took naughty tips from Bocanovic,
Helped yourself to a little over forty thousand--
Guilty girl!

Make your cell look inviting:
Add new curtains and lighting, see
That lies and greed
Will always feed
Off each other--
Guilty girl!

(Instrumental--chains clanking--cell door slamming)

Toss your makeup, you guilty girl,
Off to the pen!
You'll do one to two years for perjury
And for that little cover-up we call obstruction--
Guilty girl!

Martha, I fear
That your OmniMedia empire's in decline--
That suits me fine!
Now at K-Mart
I can afford
Martha Stewart!

�Bob "So Many Celebrity Trials, So Little Time" Gomez 2004

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alvin rhodes - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment

good one....5s

David Chrenko - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Bob, you're guilty of writing a great parody. Here comes the judge to sentence you to 3-5. I mean, 3 5's.

Bob Gomez - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, guys, looks like Martha got more than she bargained for. d;:^)

Diva - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Martha made some bad moves-- true! As far as her products, they were of good quality and reasonably priced. She became greedy, and that was her downfall. Great Job, Bob.

martha - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment

very funny parody..

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