Song Parodies -> "Redneck Man"

Original Song Title:

"Nowhere Man"

Original Performer:

"Redneck Man"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Howdy,Y'all city slickers!

He's a real redneck man.
A red blooded American.
Eating all his leftover Spam.
With nobody.

Dosn't know a thing or two.
His mom is a prostitute.
Isn't he a bit like insane and crazy.

Redneck Man..
please listen...
your beer gut isn't missin'
Redneck Man...
The trailer park is at your comand.

He's as dumb as he can be.
As smart as he was at three.
Redneck Man can you even think at all...

Redneck Man...
Don't worry...
Drink your beer 'cause everything's blurry...
Blame it all on your mom marring inside the family.

Dosn't have a point of view.
No, he is just to stupid to.
Isn't he a bit like those stooges three?

Redneck Man please listen...
You don't know what your missin'
Your boom stick is always at hand.

He's a real redneck man.
In a alchocal consession stand.
Always marring inside the family.
Wearing dusty cowboy hats for society.
Drinking beer from rusty cans for nobody.

Yeehaw!

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Troy - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Hahahahahahahaha hiyolk!!!!!! Get offa my property or I'll pump your keester with buckshots!!!!! Hahahahaha, I love takin the piss out of rednecks and this parody is dynamite!!!!! All 5's from me mate!!!!! As I'm an Aussie I've done a few parodies which take the piss out of the Australian version of the redneck which we call yobbos, ockers or bogans. So if you're interested take a gander of my parodies. Cheers

Chris - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Good job Matthias. 5 stars. I have just added a new Shania Twain parody to the Shania Twain section that I think you would enjoy. There is even a link to a sample of the original song. Any comments or votes would be graciously appreciated. This is a parody of "Whose Bed Has Your Boots Been Under?" and although it says written by "Twain/Lange", it was ofcourse written by me.

Guy - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Comments say votes were cast but they didn't seem to register. I'm voting straight 5's jsut for the humor value, but you really should use a spell checker on your ertries. Lot's of mis-spellings. Troy and Chris, check back and re-input your votes, you have hanging chads.

Rick D - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Jsut? Ertries? I know you did that on purpose, Guy!

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