Song Parodies -> "Milk Moustache"

Original Song Title:

"Something"

Original Performer:

"Milk Moustache"

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The Lyrics

Something in the way she mooos
Attracts me like no other's udder
Something in the hay behooves me
I'm feeling bull-headed now
Her field I would like to plow

Grass is in her smile, she glows
As farmer Joe milks all her udders
Silky leather skin controls me
I never have tipped a cow
I think I just might, right now

Then I was grabbed by farmer Joe
Let me go, let me go
I snuck back in that night you know
Don't tell Joe, don't tell Joe

(Awkward pause between lyrics)

Moustache from the milk she grows
Those lucky calves they get to drink of her
Memories brought on by dairy...
On TV I'd have to vow
"I did not relate to cows"

We all have that one-night-stand that we never can forget...

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John Jenkins - February 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Good, fun parody.

Adagio - February 11, 2004 - Report this comment

A good one, 2nz. Fun, like JJ said. 5's

2nz - February 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, John. Thanks Adagio. I took the last couple of parodies I did too seriously, but the Beatles always help me to just let it flow. Everyone who hasn't should really parody an 'Abby Road' song at least once. You don't really mind if those songs get stuck in your head.

Rick D - February 11, 2004 - Report this comment

No, those songs never get stuck in MY head http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/beatles96.shtml

Diva - February 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Cute Parody!

2nz - February 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Rick :c). You were the original Beatles maniac here. Hey, a while back I mentioned you in an amiright chalupa tribute. Go check it out, man. Grab the wife, why don't ya? http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/billyjoel116.shtml

2nz - February 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Diva

2nz - February 12, 2004 - Report this comment

? I know the server was off yesterday, so I guess one of the votes got lost in transit.

Jan Unwin - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment

I'll have some cookies with this parody. 5-5-5

2nz - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Where have my manners been the last week? Thank you Jan.

Agrimorfee - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Aw, dammit! I was thinking of writing something along these lines. You beat me to it, and well. 555

2nz - March 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Agri. When I wrote it, I was suprised that no one had thought of the first line yet

Ashkicksass - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment

That was awesome! LOL!

Phil Alexander - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment

Veritably moo-sick to my ears ;-)

Arwen - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Hmph! I could have sworn I voted AND commented on this last week. Alas...the comments are Arwen-free...and I'm stuck looking like a slacker. GREAT job, 2nz...you know I love all your work!! 555!!

2nz - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you much, Ashk, Philbo and Arwen. I almost forgot about this parody until I found it had double the votes from when I last visited. I kind of want to do a Beatles song now, but I gotta finish my Harry Potter parody first...

Arwen - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment

Yea...I can't wait!

Paul Robinson - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment

2nz - Well, I have no udder choice but to give you three 5's here. Can we please have some Mooooooo-re like this one, sir?

Silver Power - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment

THIS IS AWESOME! I LOVE THE ORIGINAL! I LOVE THIS MORE!

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