blackturd floating in the toilet bowl,
tells me something's wrong with my inside
I might die
now I will be waiting for the lab tests to arrive

blackturd came about from my butt hole
big and round and fat but dark you see,
I might die
black ones mean that bleeding in the colon has arrived

black turds die
I might die
but I will die on a cold dark night

black turds mean I'm at the end of life
polyps turned into malignancy
I might die
black ones mean that bleeding in the colon has arrived

black turds die
I might die
but I will die on a cold dark night

I am calmly waiting for the lab tests to arrive
I am only waiting for the lab tests to arrive
I am sadly waiting for the blood tests to arrive