Kelp!
It's for my body
Kelp!
For a healthy body
Kelp!
You know I need some kelp
KELP!

(When) When I was younger
So much younger than today
I never needed Geritol, but,
Now my hair is gray

(Now) So now those days are gone
My blood's no longer pure
(And now I find) Now I find
I've changed my mind
I shop at health-food stores

Kelp's great in the can
Helps colon move
And I do appreciate
How it's so smooth
Kelp - It gets my guts
Back in the groove

Won't you
Please
Please
Kelp me

(Now) And now
My life has changed
In oh so many ways
My indigestion seems to punish me in waves

(Now) And ev'ry now and then
My guts just stop for sure
(I know that I) I know that I
Need fiber like
I never have before

Kelp's great in the can
Makes things move down
See, I do appreciate -
I have no frown
Kelp - it helps me launch
Torpedoes brown

Won't you
Please
Please
Kelp me

(When) When I was younger
So much younger than today
The only vitamin I took was
Just one "One-A-Day"

(Now) But now
Those days are gone
Sometimes I'm feeling sore
(And now I find) Now I find
Ginseng is fine
And kelp helps even more

Kelp's great in the can
Moves things along
And I do appreciate
It's not too strong
Kelp sings to my guts
Its Siren-Song

Won't you
Please
Please
Kelp me
That weed
Helps meeee-eeee-poooo...