Song Parodies -> "All He Needs Is Drugs"

Original Song Title:

"All You Need Is Love"

Original Performer:

"All He Needs Is Drugs"

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The Lyrics

Satire about Rush Limbaugh's drug addiction and illegal procurement of drugs through his maid

(instrumental intro)

Drugs, drugs, drugs...
Drugs, drugs, drugs...
Drugs, drugs, drugs...

Rush Limbaugh must now rue that he has done.
Drugs bought from a ring; some rat has sung.
Nothing he can say when he got burned; is his maid to blame?
He's sleazy.

The painkillers were for aches; those pills he craved.
Watch how he behaved; that's why he raved.
Nothing he can do, but he has learned how to beat the crime.
He's sleazy.

All he needs is drugs...
All he needs is drugs...
All he needs is drugs, drugs...
Drugs are all he needs.

Drugs, drugs, drugs...
Drugs, drugs, drugs...
Drugs, drugs, drugs...
.
All he needs is drugs...
All he needs is drugs...
All he needs is drugs, drugs...
Drugs are all he needs.

There's nothing we don't know; his secret's blown.
Rank hypocrisy of his, now shown.
Jail's where he can be; that isn't where they've sent him to be.
He's sleazy...
.
All he needs is drugs...
All he needs is drugs...
All he needs is drugs, drugs...
Drugs are all he needs.

All he needs is drugs (all together now)
All he needs is drugs (everybody)
All he needs is drugs, drugs...
Drugs are all he needs.

Drugs are all he needs.
Drugs are all he needs.
Drugs are all he needs.

A druggie, yeah, yeah, yeah...
A druggie, yeah, yeah, yeah...

(fade)

Author's web site version with MIDI music

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