Sports are not fun. Nononono.
Sports are not fun. They’re not great.
They’re all bad.

Suck at playing
And sports are very hardcore with rules.
Suck at playing
And when I play, I always lose.

Sports are not fun. Nononono.
Sports are not fun. I can’t play.
Have no might.

When they’re watching,
some really think it’s an election.
I’m not going.
With those peeps, I see no connection.

Sports are not fun. Nononono.
Sports are not fun. I won’t say
“Go sports team.”

Fun, fun, fun, it won’t come.
Fun, fun, fun, more like dumb.
Fun, fun, fun, there is none.
Fun, fun, fun, I’m not stunned.
Fun, fun, fun, I am done.

Don’t be booing.
I know this is just my opinion.
No more hooting.
Calm down, it’s just a parody.

Sports are not fun. Nononono.
You disagree, then I say,
“It’s just fine.”

It’s just fine.